Jim Orders

Jim Orders

Advisory Board Member

Super Hero Persona: Gentleman Jim by Day, Dr. Nefario by Night

All of us here at HQ take great pride in Jim's generosity of spirit as exemplified by his membership in The Phoenix Thunderbirds, whose local pride and charitable generosity are legendary in these parts. And in the outside world, most people think that after Jim met his wife-to-be at Arizona State, the two of them settled down to quietly raise a family and start a successful business. Those of us on the inside, however, know the real story. For years government researchers have marveled at Jim's ability to stay up way past his bedtime and still maintain a low golf handicap. Hoping to create a race of super soldiers that will ensure victory in age-old war of good versus evil, they have worked tirelessly to identify the exact portion of Jim's genome that gives him this, the greatest of all super powers. So far the program has only developed lab rats that watch lots of ASU football and demand extra spicy salsa with their chips, but the work goes on and the dream shall never die!

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